Yesterday was in many ways the epitome of a Friday.As such, it really should be no surprise that mischief worked it’s way into our work flow.
It started fairly innocently. Lisa (@firstcrusader) had traversed the building to join me for lunch in the communal cubicle my development team refers to as the ‘war room’. We were discussing how it was so odd not having my manager around the last few days and the various semi-plottings that had been discussed if he didn’t return soon.
Ambitious as one can be on a Friday, we chose not to move his entire desk, but instead took the most important component in the absence of his macbook – his coffee cup. We even got executive approval from our VP. I know there are many, many jokes and cartoons about software developers and their caffeine needs. We fulfill the majority of them without shame. Anyway, on to the caper as it unfolded…
Subject: Oh No!
Over lunch today Lisa and I made a discovery we felt we should appraise you of. Your mug appears to have been kidnapped in your absence. Since you’re not in we’re going to investigate and will keep you appraised of the situation.
Subject: The Ransom Note
It’s confirmed. We’ve found an image of the mug with a ransom note.
Subject: On the Trail
We started in the obvious place to hide a coffee cup and just missed the perpetrator, but he left an image behind.
Subject: Silence of the Ducks
Heading around the corner it appears the kidnapper stopped in new biz, but the duck’s bills were sealed.
Subject: The Dark Side
Have we found the kidnapper?!? Darth Tater was obviously in on the scheme, but could not give us any further leads on the mug’s location.
Subject: A Rescue Attempt
It appears that Trevor stumbled upon your mug, but the perpetrator got away before he realized that a crime was in progress.
Subject: An Empty Line
Heading back to the other side of the building in search of clues, we noticed a coaster on the table with this underneath it.
Subject: Snack Attack
Perhaps Ron saw something while he was working on the vending machines?
Subject: Sweet Disguise
Since we weren’t having any luck on the east side of the building we headed into the warehouse and found this.
Subject: A Strange New Place
Cherubs? What?!? We didn’t know either.
Subject: Filing a Report
We were going to report this theft to Thor, but he was at lunch. While in scoring we found the kidnapper had been there as well.
It’s too bad Jackie C. in on vacation. She may have caught the kidnapper otherwise.
Subject: Another Kidnapping?!?!?
When we stopped to ask Donald if he’d seen anything we found evidence of another kidnapping! Being so involved in our investigation we turned it over to Donald, but perhaps the two incidents are tied together…
Subject: A Clue!
Could this be a clue to the kidnapper’s identity?
Subject: A Little Relaxation
Due to good behavior it appears they allowed the mug to bask in the afternoon humidity.
There was an escape attempt but it couldn’t reach the pedals.
It tried to hide but…
In order to keep it in line they’ve moved on to intimidation efforts
Subject: Hiding the Evidence
It appears they tried to get rid of the evidence, but when we looked closer it was just another picture (and a blurry one at that).
We finally caught them! It turns out these people weren’t just mug thieves, they were identity thieves as well! How dare they impersonate us, the good detectives!
Subject: Back at Work
Back safely in it’s home environment.
Subject: Have a Great Weekend!
We hope you’ve enjoyed this little trip. We miss you, so have a great weekend and feel better soon!
And we hope that you have enjoyed the Coffee Cup Caper as well! Have a great day :)